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  • 02:08 SO MUCH HATE for our new neighbors. It's 2 in the fucking morning and they're out in the courtyard arguing loudly. #
  • 02:09 I swear to God if they wake the kids up I'm gonna lose my shit. #
  • 02:35 Oh thank God, I think the neighbors finally passed out from alcohol poisoning or something. #
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  • 00:30 Just for public information: old vermouth tastes really weird. Especially in a martini. #
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  • 21:55 Just saw a teabagger on the freeway. Never thought we'd see a member of this strange, mysterious species in its natural habitat. #
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  • 11:04 Pwned my set theory exam today. Easiest exam I've taken in years, though some of the answers felt like "proof by no shit, Sherlock." #
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  • 09:39 Ugh. Worst headache ever. Classes are done so I'm going home to freebase ibuprofen. And coffee. #
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  • 18:47 Wow. Never thought I'd say this about any coffee, but the "regular" setting on our new coffee maker is super weak. #
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  • 17:05 So addicted to #AllodsOnline it ain't funny. It's the first free-to-play MMO I've played that really makes me want to keep playing. #
  • 17:55 Why do cats purr? bit.ly/ccNV02 #
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  • 14:56 I'm back in the same size clothes I was wearing when I met Griff, seven years ago. #
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  • 19:11 Physics dept giving me shit about prereqs I already took. I love nothing better than wasting my time with incompetent bureaucrats, really. #
  • 19:28 Ouch. RT @jennkitty: RT @byronium: Who's the Irishman that comes out in the Springtime? Paddy O'Furniture! #
  • 19:29 Professors that make you buy every book they ever wrote just to take their class. #thingsihate #
  • 19:35 Fuck it. Next qtr I'm gonna take Cosmology, but everything else is gonna be non-physics. At least I'll be putting off thermo again. #
  • 19:52 Oh dear sweet Jesus. My Chicano Studies class is going to make us read State of Emergency by Pat Buchanan. D: #Not
    eToSelf: buy brain bleach. #
  • 10:15 Ok, Chrome, the crashing is starting to get really fucking ridiculous. Cut it the hell out. #
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This made my week, and it's only Monday. XD